Last night while slinging drinks and waiting tables at my second job (daycare is expensive!) I witnessed a trash bag of a human being slap her three-year-old daughter in the face for not eating a French fry. Continue reading “French Fries & Face Slaps!”
1 Year Old!!!
To my sweet little girl pie,
Today we are celebrating your first birthday. An entire year has passed since you came into our lives. It seems like only yesterday the nurse handed me a teeny tiny baby girl and then promptly left the two of us in a room, with no adult supervision! Continue reading “1 Year Old!!!”
Nine Months! Time doesn’t exist, diapers exist…
Nine months. Nine months! Nine Months!!! NINE Months!!! NINE MONTHS!!! Woah. That’s 271 days, 6,504 hours, 390,240 minutes, or 23,414,400 seconds!
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Upstate Addie takes on NYC!
Upstate Addie takes on downstate NY!! Or at least an underground parking garage, a beautiful apartment, and a wood fired pizza place. Continue reading “Upstate Addie takes on NYC!”